What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So they tried

share office space ...

Doctors warn just one glass of this drink a day could increase risk of being diagnosed with cancer - UNILAD

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Just Forget it!

Should Trump pardon Andrew Tate when he wins the 2024 election?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do empaths destroy narcissists?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is Rejuran treatment, and how does it benefit the skin?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Katie Thurston admits Ananda Lewis’ death left her ‘spiraling’ as she battles Stage 4 breast cancer - New York Post

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Xiaomi confirms imminent launch of new flagship phones and tablets - Notebookcheck

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons